16 4 / 2014

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

(Source: ollielephant, via laughterkey)

15 4 / 2014

I held a gator on Saturday. I was extremely excited to hold the gator until I noticed his mouth was taped shut. That should have made me feel safe, but it actually left me depressed… Poor captive gator.

I held a gator on Saturday. I was extremely excited to hold the gator until I noticed his mouth was taped shut. That should have made me feel safe, but it actually left me depressed… Poor captive gator.

25 3 / 2014

Sorry TMZ & People, but you fail so hard on this one. I learned of, mourned, and accepted the demise of this relationship long before (at least 20 minutes) you sent out your “breaking” news alert. Twitter wins again…

Sorry TMZ & People, but you fail so hard on this one. I learned of, mourned, and accepted the demise of this relationship long before (at least 20 minutes) you sent out your “breaking” news alert. Twitter wins again…

24 3 / 2014

Animals affected by oil spills ranks extremely high on the “things that depress me” list.

08 3 / 2014

"Glass Fan" Wave Art by Deb Morris http://bit.ly/1cLmucf

"Glass Fan" Wave Art by Deb Morris http://bit.ly/1cLmucf

07 3 / 2014

Storm clouds rolling over Coral Gables before dropping in on Miami. 03/06/2014

Storm clouds rolling over Coral Gables before dropping in on Miami. 03/06/2014

21 2 / 2014

best-of-imgur:

In case you were wondering, this is the tallest palm tree in the worldhttp://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

best-of-imgur:

In case you were wondering, this is the tallest palm tree in the world
http://best-of-imgur.tumblr.com

21 2 / 2014

21 2 / 2014

19 2 / 2014

Fell down the Google rabbit hole and this is where I ended. I’d say it’s time to go to sleep… Oh, and in case you’re interested, you can buy this fast food frock here http://amzn.to/1csbTWu

Fell down the Google rabbit hole and this is where I ended. I’d say it’s time to go to sleep… Oh, and in case you’re interested, you can buy this fast food frock here http://amzn.to/1csbTWu